03 July 2008

WTF?!

IS KARI GOING TO GET A CONTRACT HERE SOON OR WHAT?! ALSO??? RON HAINSEY?!?! GATOR IS AVAILABLE AND WE SIGNED RON HAINSEY?? ARE YOU EFFIN' KIDDING ME?!@##@#

RON HAINSEY
2007-08 Team: Blue Jackets
2007-08 Salary: $900,000
New Contract: 5-years, $22.5M ($4.5m/yr)

500% RAISE??? WHAT THE HELL MAN!!!! IS PARITY DEAD?!@?!#@ RAWR!!!!!

Hainsey's stats w/CBJ:

Season
2005-06
GP
55
G
2
A
15
P
17
PIM
43
2006-07 80 9 25 34 69
2007-08 78 8 24 32 25

AND NO NHL PLAYOFF EXPERIENCE! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET TO THE PROMISED LAND WITH OUR UTTER LACK OF EXPERIENCE (Moose not included)???? I need a drink. Someone bring me a margarita!

Happy 4th of July to my fellow Yanks, in case I don't update again before the holiday. Remember - don't close your hand around the fireworks, and aim away from the face.

AND SOMEONE SIGN GATOR TO THE THRASHERS ALREADY! DAMN IT!

5 comments:

Big Shooter said...

Don't worry about Kari. He will get his contract before too long.

We still might sign Smith as well. DW said he would like to add 1-3 more FAs.

Maali said...

Soon would be nice. Before he spends all the money on shitty FAs and we have none left for Stellar Goalie.

Suzanne B said...

When I saw our "big" signing I had to ask myself one question... WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DRINKS ALL AROUND, Thrasher fans!!!! That's the only way we are making it through the season... lots and lots of drinking.

Happy 4th to you!

Maali said...

Listen babe, I only knew who he is cause I had him on a fantasy team his rookie season. He stunk then, espec for fantasy. I dunno, I guess we'll see what happens... PROBABLY NOT A WHOLE LOT AND THEY BETTER SIGN KARI AND GATOR SOON DAMN IT!!!!!

:D

happy 4th to you too! don't blow anything up accidentally :D

fromthepoint said...

Hainsey Who?? That price for someone completely off the radar? What the . . ? Can't wait for the coming gems from DW. Could this be worst than last year's stellar signings: White and re-signing Kozlov. I didn't think it cold get worse.

Do worry about re-signing Lehtonen, I doubt anyone else is interested in him.