Avangard has terminated agreement with Stanley Cup winner John Grahame
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Aww Johnny :( Come home baby! Come home to mama! We'll go surfing, and drink all the time and go clubbing, and I can probably find you a team in need of a goalie! How the fuck can RUSSIANS fire someone for being drunk?! And I ask that without a hint of irony, being related to quite a few Russian drunks! That'd be like firing a redneck for banging his cousin, or firing a Czech for wearing manpris, sandals, and a non matching violently coloured top! DON'T HATE THE PLAYER, HATE THE GAME!
I'm v sad. I must go drink now. Oh wait. I'm at work. I must go wish they sold beer in the vending machine. AGAIN.
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Hargh! (at your post, not John's situation) It sounds like a deleted scene from Slapshot.
DRAMATIC SIGH poor Johnny. It DOES sound Slapshot-like though, non?! I'm puttin' on the foil!
This is sad! He needs help! Probably his last chance and he screwed it up.
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