If the NHL was a high school

Pretty funny stuff from Hockey Drunk: If the NHL was a high school. Example: Atlanta would be the slutty cheerleader everyone scores on. Frownie! Not true!

I'm not writing about the Edmonton game cause I didn't see it. Fuck you, dishNetwork.

I might write a pre-game about the Rags, but enh. Just stop asking Kari if he's nervous about playing in the Garden, okay? We're playing the Rags, we're in a losing skid that's in danger of spinning out of control, but the Rangers are 2-6-2 in their last 10 and last in the Atlantic Division. Now would be the time for the Thrash to step up and play like they did in December and early January. Remember boys - over .500 by the All-Star break and for the sweet bleeding love of Jesus don't let the Panthers get ahead of us in the standings. Wait, now I have to check the standings.

SOUTHEAST	GP	W	L		OT	Pts	GF	GA
Carolina Hurricanes	51	24	23		4	52	155	164
Washington Capitals	48	22	21		5	49	143	152
Atlanta Thrashers	50	23	24		3	49	140	169
Florida Panthers	49	21	24		4	46	122	140
Tampa Bay Lightning	48	19	24		5	43	137	157

Um. We're #3? The Caps jumped us last night? Wow, that's.... wow. I'm going to go lay down and cry now. What the hell, Thrashers. You let the CAPS get ahead of you in the standings? THE FREAKIN' CAPS?! What next? THE PANTHERS?! Argh.

I'm glad I never ordered those #1 foam fingers in Thrash colours. Sob.