Or something like that, given all that happened in the past 24 hours. Let's see...
- Kobasew traded to Minny for 2 minor leaguers and a draft pick
- Lucic put on Long-Term IR (3-4 weeks)
- Sobotka and Marchand called up from Providence
- Looch had surgery to repair broken right index finger
- Savard, Thornton, Lefebvre missed practice today